Concerning: Enrique Esteban Valendez

Enrique Esteban Valendez = EEV. Not to be confused with EEG. An EEG is a thing that measures heart beats or brain waves or something. Though Enrique Esteban Valendez possesses both a heart and a brain, he does not measure them all though his vitals can be measured by an EEG. What an EEV or Enrique Esteban Valendez is is a lounge singer who lives in El Paso but was born on the streets of a desert village within the Chihuahua region of Mexico. Known for his low voice, his greasy moustache, and a tendency to eat eggs on stage after juggling them, throwing them, or spinning them on the ends of oblong objects, EEV sings in a club called El Corazon Del Diablo and has written three songs about cactuses and their families though he himself is as little like a cactus as an EEG or an EKG.