Concering: Jalapeno Peppers

Jalapeno Peppers: Red or green elongated peppers with a waxy outer coat and spicy innards. A common ingredient in foods made in Chihuahua, Mexico, but rarely eaten by Mexican Chihuahuas or Enrique Esteban Valendez because their digestive systems are very sensitive to hot foods and jalapeno consumption can lead to messy and odiferous results. Though it is related to Ping pong in that both ping pong and jalapenos can make one sweat given sufficient properties, jalapenos are in no way incorporated into computer simulations of ping pong (unless of course the code of the computer simulation of ping pong has been specifically written to incorporate jalapenos, perhaps as part of some sort of theme).