Concerning: CAT Scans

CAT Scan = Computed Axial Tomography. A medical procedure used to hunt for tumors, brain damage, etc. by mapping out brain activity. Produces a colorful image employing the colors yellow, red, blue, green, and purple. Though C-A-T is an abbreviation, CAT scans are not to be confused with EEG's, EKG's, or EEV even though EEG's and EKG's are both found in hospitals as well and EEV, Enrique Esteban Valendez, is a man who uses his brain quite a bit. Also not to be confused with a cat, any of the family of quadrapedal mammals with whiskers, nocturnal and territorial prowling happens, a tendency to hunt and consume vermin, and which make a characteristic 'meowing' sound. Confusing CAT scans with cats can lead to mistaken assumptions that CAT scans measure, record, or devoir vermin, when it is unlikely that one would find vermin within a hospital environment. Though one might suggest that the low vermin population in hospitals might be due to the consumption of vermin by CAT scans, the high cleanliness standards of most hospitals suggests that sufficient quantities vermin to sustain something as large of a CAT scan would not be present. While dogs often consume cats, dogs do not consume CAT scans, and therefore Mexican Chihuahuas do not consume cats or CAT scans. It does need to be noted that a CAT scan could measure the brain activity of a Mexican Chihuahua and that it is possible for CAT scan machines to be present in Chihuahua, Mexico. Although no serious attempts have been made to do so, CAT scans may be able to measure the brain activity of the embryo within a fertilized egg if proper procedures were followed. However, Jalapenos cannot be measured within by a CAT scan because Jalapenos do not have brains although cats may or may not eat the occasional jalapeno.