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Sunday, March 05, 2006

Concerning: Retirement age

Retirement age = though the exact number of years for retirement age varies based on culture, financial security, vocation, and the number of frog eggs hatched in Old Maid's Pond in Nashua, New Hampshire, the primary linking factor among all retirement ages is that one must retire when one's bowels move less than once a week. It makes sense. The pooper gives up, therefore so must the mind and heart follow. No one who does not execrete solid waste matter can do good work. How many times have you emerged from a hot, pungent public restroom thinking you felt like a new man? Obviously, defecation and youth are one and the same. Young at hard, strong of stool, so the folks from Budapest like to say.

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