Concerning: Octobers

October = a month of the year in which I have noticed that posts do not occur on this blog. Though the specific reasons for the lack of further understanding of the world are unclear, they likely include changing weather, the widespread presence of pumpkins, and a dramatic increase in the usage of the color orange across the world. Though there is no direct cause and effect relationship between these factors and the postage of blogs, it can be argued that anybody who looks for correlations between the color orange, weather, and the presence of pumpkins and writing habits is a stupid fool whose physical being should be replaced in our universe with the innards scooped out to carve jack-o-lanterns. Lastly, October is also the only month of the year to contain 63 days, 9 day weeks, and an undocumented increase in the usage of the letters z, x, and q in every day speech.