Concerning: Confessional Booths

Confessional = a small booth, generally rectangular in shape wherein the occupant orally unloads a weight from their soul typically to a priest. This is not to be confused with either a porta-potty or a public toilet stall in which the occupant anally unloads a weight from their large intestine to a porcelain receptacle. Though there generally is no human receptacle in a toilet stall or portable bathroom, the human receptacles that do exist are generally termed "perverts" or "scatophiles." It should be noted that the occupant of both a confessional booth and a toilet stall exit feeling lighter and relieved, ready to face the day's unknown challenges but certain that the weight will return and that soon another release will be necessary. Please note that the confessional booth can also be confused with a phone both wherein the occupant orally unloads information to a receptive second party, but the nature of the information delivered through a phone booth phone is often either far cleaner or far dirtier than that delivered through a confessional.