Concerning: File Cabinets

File Cabinet = a piece of office furniture whose uses include but are not limited to the storage files, file folders. Sometimes used to store memorandum, though it is not recommended. Other uses include the storage and organization of dry goods, pet beds (particularly well suited to the beds of Mexican Chihuahuas due to the appropriateness of their size), and the housing of ping pong balls or video game systems that can compile and run electronic simulations of ping pong. Though infrequent, File cabinets are also occasionally used as tables, chairs, and plant racks when turned on their sides or used by exceptionally tall people. The typical file cabinet generally consists of a metal or wooden outer frame that houses one to four metal or wooden drawers that slide out of said frame in order for the files contained therein to be inserted, sorted, referenced, or removed. Much to his sadness, Enrique Esteban Valendez does not own a file cabinet despite the fact that he saw one on a trip through Chihuahua, Mexico and the use of file cabinets in hospitals to store the printed results and records of EEG's, EKG's, and CAT scans. A man name Lau in Siam once reported to have witnessed a file cabinet lay an egg in a nest made of shredded documents, but the report ultimately proved false.