Concerning: Yugos

Yugo = The machine in the photo is a Yugo, the finest automobile export of the Former Yugoslavian Republic. Do not let its appearance fool you; it is not a toolbox on top of a red wheelbarrow. Underneath that hood lies an engine containing five to ten horsepower capable of achieving speeds as high as forty kilometers per hour. Human Sprinters might have achieved like velocities in their top performances, but the Yugo can maintain top speed for minutes at a stretch. And Think: with capacity like you see in the picturem you can load a full suitcase or even a passenger with only a minimal expense of acceleration, gas mileage, and top speed. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the future is now, and though many critics of the Yugo claim it is obsolete they overlook the fact that the very thing that makes the Yugo so special is that the Yugo always has been and always will be obsolete, even when it was brand new and first off the line.