Concerning: Body Builders

Body Builder = A creature composed primarily of steroids and protein supplemants that cling to a humanoid skeletal structure by means of high energy drinks and smoothy residue. The Body Builder's natural habitat tends to be hot and humid, most markedly characterized by over-amplified bass drums, the intense smell of human sweat, and the rhythmic clanking of metal. Though most body builders spend much of the daylight hours within their lairs, also called 'gyms,' they are not typically active nocturnally, instead chosing to retreat into a dark sleeping lair sometimes called an 'apartment bedroom' or simply a 'bedroom.' The body builder is not to be confused with Dr. Frankenstein or any other mad scientist though Dr. Frankenstein and several of his colleagues have in fact built bodies. If you believe that you or someone you love might be a Body Builder, Dr. Frankenstein, or a mad scientist, please seek out the nearest torch carrying angry mob, fly into a blind rage, and attempt to scale the nearest sky scraper with a virginal sacrifice over your shoulder so that you will no longer be a body builder, Dr. Frankenstein, or a mad scientist. Instead, you will be King Kong, and you will be king of the apes until you get shot off the lightning rod by circling airplanes.