Concerning: Culture

Culture = that which leads to yogurt. A mixture of growth mediums intended for the cultivation of bacteria. Often associated with a funny smell and a greenish blue color. Might occasionally be observed to pulsate, swell, bulge, or throb. Outside of the dairy industry, most often used to develop exciting new ways to kill people and things and to find ways to prevent our people and things from being killed in similar ways. Also, the collective sum of the creative output of a given group of people.