Concerning: Feathers

Feather: a man-made mechanical device characterized by a predominantly eggshaped chamber balanced on horizontal landing bars and lifted up into the sky by two sets of whirlling blades - one horizontal from the roof, the other vertical on the tail. Easy to spot because of their colorful exterior and unique features such as markings resembling the words "channel six," the common feather is an attractive addition to most skies. Mostly harmless in their natural state, an aroused common feather is however capable of causing considerable damage through a direct charge. It should be noted that some of the more aggressive breeds of feather bear high calliber machine guns under their noses and an array of various missiles. Do not attempt to parachute from a feather.